Children's Sunday School Answers

This is a continuation of my Sunday posts called Quotes and Quips. This week, Children's Answers to Sunday School Questions. Most of these were saved by my mother-in-law in a notebook full of cute sayings. Some of us remember the days of Sunday School growing up, and sooner or later we had to actually learn something. Here is a list of "answers" that kids gave in Sunday School (you will have to figure out the questions (date is from around 1990).

Top 15 Answers Kids Gave in Sunday School

• Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark
• The fifth commandment is "Humor thy father and mother."
• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of fire at night.
• When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she went off and sang Magna Carta
• Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
• Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
• The Pope lives in a vacuum.
• Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
• The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the sea sick.
• Iran is the Bible of Moslem's
• A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible
• The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got stoned.
• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
• It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible.
• God told Joseph to take Mary, and Jesus, and flea, to Egypt.